but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands


  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!
tagged → #bb and luke


reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles



Headcanon that Natasha Romanoff is a massive weeb that has a closet full of wall-scrolls and kigus.  And that people think she learned Japanese from part of her spy training when really she learned it watching Sailor Moon.

Barton-san, I’ve been compromised~



Lisa is the best <3

tagged → #about BB and Luke




Natasha Romanoff’s real super power.


Imagine your OTP taking a shower or bath together, but instead of getting frisky they innocently goof around in the water and wash each other’s hair and relax in each other’s arms.