but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles
Headcanon that Natasha Romanoff is a massive weeb that has a closet full of wall-scrolls and kigus. And that people think she learned Japanese from part of her spy training when really she learned it watching Sailor Moon.
Barton-san, I’ve been compromised~
Lisa is the best <3
Natasha Romanoff’s real super power.